06A1 2006
a class of different personalities.
with the same common end in mind.
to bombard the Unis with Millennians by 2009.
although we aint exactly the best,
we'll try and try and try again.
Ms Ong and Ms Ang will help us, we believe.
trust us. :))
love, 06A1.
01 March 2007
Good bye 2006, and lets carry on with 2007.
REPORTED BY: FARIS (the boring speaker)
When was the last time you saw a mud? Well to be honest, I saw mud almost everyday of my life. Believe me, I really is a Mud. Meet me MUHD FARIS BTE ROZZID a.k.a. MUD a.k.a. Mr.Brown Brown Heavyweight a.k.a. Mr.BALOON or now known as Body Stinker(I KNOW this is not creative, I copy from other, but never mind lar, I stupid mah). I used to be a MUD who kena bully daily at FUCHUN SEC(Doesn't the name sound a little... er... u noe lar!). After graduating, I joins Millennia Institute. I became a MUD after the Mouth-sticking incident. During my time in the secondary school, I spends most of mine time in the toilet, which many students remember as the room with strange noises, since I was comparing the smell of the toilet and my mouth, then I gaunts alot! As the head of the BREATHING club, I can gain access to the toilet with ease. Since joining MI, I found myself a new CCA, the Ballooner's Club. I also has relations with Canada Retarded Association of Lagging Losers (CRALLS). CRALLS have help with the funding of the new building build specially for laggers, both intelligently, like me, who is a lagger by nature, and also I always don't pay bills, and lag out of internet connection. Also, they will install 100 air fresheners all around the building for the comfort of guests, since my mouth really stinks.
My fame has also extended to the transportation industry. I has single-bodily made companies such as Comfort-Delgro and TIBS improve their services. Taxi drivers now hail me with a unique hand-signal and open their windows in mine honour whenever I try to flag for a service. Most buses have also remove their emergency brakes after i perform a demonstration on board which saved all passengers.(Although all were sent to the hospital after suffering from unknown respiratory disorder, since I tried to resuscitate them, i still dun know why you know!).However, it remains a mystery to me why most buses seem to avoid me, although they can see, and smell me distinctly from 1km away, which probably is one of the reason.
My mouth generally stink like toilet bowl with lots of shit in it, and I usually enjoy people insulting me, since I can't insult others. Sad hor? Never mind lar, I MUD what!
First stop: Mr. Kembangan (loosely translated as "expanding", or as we puts it, simply "FAT")
Mr. Kembangan here joined the 06A1 2006 Toh Tuck in early March, and was honoured to be the most IMBECILE member of the class. He scored an aggregate of 31 for L1R5, which gloriously position him last on the class listings.
Well lets see... Mr Kembangan, or more affectionately called MUD or MOUTH-STINKER, or BALLOON as a fool in A4 nicknamed him, was also primitively called DUCHESS OF SHITTYSHIRE, BROWN BROWN (BB), IDIOT, THINKING-HANDKER, VAGINA-FACE, NABEI-KIA and more recently, SPECIAL Species.
His traits are: Able to sustain a suitably idiotic joke, when everyone have went pass it, like the one displayed in the picture above. "I MADE A MISTAKE, SO WHAT!?" was a casual remark of a particular teaching staff, but for a person with mouth that stinks so much, well, its a great achievement!
Another of ballooner’s great achievement is to become the first person in MI history to complete the 2.4kilometer stroll in a record timing of more than 16minutes.That is as fast as a wedgied crippled running at full speed. Because of his superhuman feat, he has earned himself a place in MI book of records.
His enemies are: The SPECIAL SPECIES hunters, founded in 2006 by a team of gays from ST.gay, led by Mr. Lim Peh Gay AKA MmmKia AKA SDP AKA I crhall also faster than you AKA Er... Is this the geography lesson? AKA Hehehe... At least I was not auto-promoted AKA MMM... I GAY I GAY. The SPECIAL SPECIES HUNTERS specialises in pointing out that MUDS are of a special species, which reasoned their considerable lower IQ and stinking mouth.
His Hobbies: Er... Fill in the blanks. But I think it should be going to toilet to compare the smell of unflushed toilet bowls (filled with sai) and his mouth. The verdict is usually his mouth is worst.
His Interests: Pornography (self-confessed), Buying Listerine, Get insulted by GP tutor for "reading a news bulletin, and rather TURN IT OFF", Ballooning in Maarsiling.
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On to our 2nd personality!
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Now time for our mini-personality!
Remember him? Yes you guessed it! Its the singer of "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY FRONT TOOTH"! The all-popular, record-shattering, Kranji kia who became the first no-front-tooth celebrity to blow a horse, and subsequently go on to do the same thing to an elephant!According to close sources, Mr Alexandria emits a weird smell that is only SECOND to somebody. The smell has since been confirmed as that from the Singapore Turf Club. Mr Ming has also written the bestselling book, On the Extending Organ of Species which has since been made into a box office hit and nominated for the Most Blowing film of the Year.He is currently writing a new book titled Evasion, which is a survivor account of Hurricane Katrina that blew the spiderman and the pratas,and it is widely expected to hit the bookstore in mac Ritchie
At the end of the month.
Mr Ming can be contacted through his email at blow@jobs.com.
MY HISTORY NO GOOD AH.. ONLY GET 'A'!!!
I MANAGEMENT NEVER STUDY AH BUT 1 MORE MARK TO 'A'
ROYSTON, HOW MUCH U GET?
YES!!!!!
AS LEAST MY MOUTH DUN'T STINK!
-Hao Lian Kia
Why did the colonial rule in Southeast Asian collapse after world war II?
a)the defeat of axis powers.
b)the reconcile-ing of USA and USSR.
c)They were being enclosing.
d)the death of Che Gueverra in Cuba.
e)The combo-nation of all the above.
Please attempt the question above.
"If you make a mistake, so what??" -CNH aka do-i-look-stupid-to-you
All answers are kindly reproduced with permission from The Curry Association which is also associated with CRALLS(Canada's Retard Association of Lagging LoserS).
Sponsored by the Foolishly Non-sensical Lumpy Alliance of Pure Muds and Intentionally Low-IQ Mouth-Stinkers and ExA1-NowA4 Losers.
Photo Courtesy of The Pornography Society.
errr...wrong photo.
Photo courtesy of.....some guy.
what we want in our class.
1.Geography lessons. - Mr Mmmm
2.More breaks in MOB lesson by thomas tan. -Mr Balloon
3.History lesson to all make sense to you. -Control Related Halls or Consistently Reprimanding Halls
4.More challenging PE lessons. All I want for Christmas is my front tooth. -Spiderman blower.
5.Retard enough to write such a lumpyish article about how much a simpleton he really is - Mr CBKiang aka Lumpy aka A4kia
6.Mr saw for maths teacher. .
7.06a1 2006 people.
Of course, everyone agree on 4,5and 6.Especially the last one.
I miss 06A1 and the good old days. It won't be the same again.
Your beloved C.B.Kiang from A4.
Courtesy of the sole 06A1-2006 loser who went to A4 in 2007.
the noise and all that crap.
things change eh.
miss ong is now MDM ONG. =D
and miss ang got this toot haircut.
and half our class is missing.
plus some new classmates.
and new teacher, miss jenny gong.
and some fellow classmates withdrawn-ed.
so now the class is abnormally quiet.
without arati, sam, cyn, hayl.
know now in our classroom,
there's no more this noisy fan
and it seems wrong and weird. lol.
and the canteen is sooooo far away
from our classroom, we can no longer
pack food and eat in class anymore.
also there're no more lockers for us to store food.
and PE looks dreadful cos of the track.
eunice is not making funny noises anymore.
juraidah is the class rep.
and shahidah is i-dont-know-what-rep with faris.
sliv got no one esle to disturb cos theres no royston or alex.
amina and kristin are so quiet cos the rest are missing.
mandy and jack and i are bored cos there's no more cyn and sam.
and chari and raihan and farisha are so busy with the orientation.
from the many girls and seven guys.
to 13 pathetic people left in the class.
omson, im saded.
nicooooole. =/
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I have whipped up the class branding for 2007. If you guys like that is. A higher resolution version is available here: http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/1953/posteruq9.jpg.
For the poster: http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/631/welcomese2.jpg
- Slivester
Time to move on, and 06A1 have a new class blog at http://mi06a1.blogspot.com!
Good bye 2006, and lets carry on with 2007.
Labels: 2006, 2007, carry, class, institute, millennia, new, on, school, time
20 January 2007
MUD BULLETIN
REPORTED BY: FARIS (the boring speaker)
When was the last time you saw a mud? Well to be honest, I saw mud almost everyday of my life. Believe me, I really is a Mud. Meet me MUHD FARIS BTE ROZZID a.k.a. MUD a.k.a. Mr.Brown Brown Heavyweight a.k.a. Mr.BALOON or now known as Body Stinker(I KNOW this is not creative, I copy from other, but never mind lar, I stupid mah). I used to be a MUD who kena bully daily at FUCHUN SEC(Doesn't the name sound a little... er... u noe lar!). After graduating, I joins Millennia Institute. I became a MUD after the Mouth-sticking incident. During my time in the secondary school, I spends most of mine time in the toilet, which many students remember as the room with strange noises, since I was comparing the smell of the toilet and my mouth, then I gaunts alot! As the head of the BREATHING club, I can gain access to the toilet with ease. Since joining MI, I found myself a new CCA, the Ballooner's Club. I also has relations with Canada Retarded Association of Lagging Losers (CRALLS). CRALLS have help with the funding of the new building build specially for laggers, both intelligently, like me, who is a lagger by nature, and also I always don't pay bills, and lag out of internet connection. Also, they will install 100 air fresheners all around the building for the comfort of guests, since my mouth really stinks.
My fame has also extended to the transportation industry. I has single-bodily made companies such as Comfort-Delgro and TIBS improve their services. Taxi drivers now hail me with a unique hand-signal and open their windows in mine honour whenever I try to flag for a service. Most buses have also remove their emergency brakes after i perform a demonstration on board which saved all passengers.(Although all were sent to the hospital after suffering from unknown respiratory disorder, since I tried to resuscitate them, i still dun know why you know!).However, it remains a mystery to me why most buses seem to avoid me, although they can see, and smell me distinctly from 1km away, which probably is one of the reason.
My mouth generally stink like toilet bowl with lots of shit in it, and I usually enjoy people insulting me, since I can't insult others. Sad hor? Never mind lar, I MUD what!
19 January 2007
Alright. For this episode of Idiosyncrasy Bastardism: For The Make Benefit Of Glorious Class 06A1, we will be taking a general overview of the individualistic mannerism of foolish yet, utterly entertaining (in a negative way of course), and definitely, worthy of insults.
First stop: Mr. Kembangan (loosely translated as "expanding", or as we puts it, simply "FAT")
Mr. Kembangan here joined the 06A1 2006 Toh Tuck in early March, and was honoured to be the most IMBECILE member of the class. He scored an aggregate of 31 for L1R5, which gloriously position him last on the class listings.
Well lets see... Mr Kembangan, or more affectionately called MUD or MOUTH-STINKER, or BALLOON as a fool in A4 nicknamed him, was also primitively called DUCHESS OF SHITTYSHIRE, BROWN BROWN (BB), IDIOT, THINKING-HANDKER, VAGINA-FACE, NABEI-KIA and more recently, SPECIAL Species.
His traits are: Able to sustain a suitably idiotic joke, when everyone have went pass it, like the one displayed in the picture above. "I MADE A MISTAKE, SO WHAT!?" was a casual remark of a particular teaching staff, but for a person with mouth that stinks so much, well, its a great achievement!
Another of ballooner’s great achievement is to become the first person in MI history to complete the 2.4kilometer stroll in a record timing of more than 16minutes.That is as fast as a wedgied crippled running at full speed. Because of his superhuman feat, he has earned himself a place in MI book of records.
His enemies are: The SPECIAL SPECIES hunters, founded in 2006 by a team of gays from ST.gay, led by Mr. Lim Peh Gay AKA MmmKia AKA SDP AKA I crhall also faster than you AKA Er... Is this the geography lesson? AKA Hehehe... At least I was not auto-promoted AKA MMM... I GAY I GAY. The SPECIAL SPECIES HUNTERS specialises in pointing out that MUDS are of a special species, which reasoned their considerable lower IQ and stinking mouth.
His Hobbies: Er... Fill in the blanks. But I think it should be going to toilet to compare the smell of unflushed toilet bowls (filled with sai) and his mouth. The verdict is usually his mouth is worst.
His Interests: Pornography (self-confessed), Buying Listerine, Get insulted by GP tutor for "reading a news bulletin, and rather TURN IT OFF", Ballooning in Maarsiling.
--------
On to our 2nd personality!
--------
Now time for our mini-personality!
Remember him? Yes you guessed it! Its the singer of "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY FRONT TOOTH"! The all-popular, record-shattering, Kranji kia who became the first no-front-tooth celebrity to blow a horse, and subsequently go on to do the same thing to an elephant!According to close sources, Mr Alexandria emits a weird smell that is only SECOND to somebody. The smell has since been confirmed as that from the Singapore Turf Club. Mr Ming has also written the bestselling book, On the Extending Organ of Species which has since been made into a box office hit and nominated for the Most Blowing film of the Year.He is currently writing a new book titled Evasion, which is a survivor account of Hurricane Katrina that blew the spiderman and the pratas,and it is widely expected to hit the bookstore in mac Ritchie
At the end of the month.
Mr Ming can be contacted through his email at blow@jobs.com.
I 4 LIFE ALSO CAN KILL EVERYONE!!!
MY HISTORY NO GOOD AH.. ONLY GET 'A'!!!
I MANAGEMENT NEVER STUDY AH BUT 1 MORE MARK TO 'A'
ROYSTON, HOW MUCH U GET?
YES!!!!!
AS LEAST MY MOUTH DUN'T STINK!
-Hao Lian Kia
Hist essay question:
Why did the colonial rule in Southeast Asian collapse after world war II?
a)the defeat of axis powers.
b)the reconcile-ing of USA and USSR.
c)They were being enclosing.
d)the death of Che Gueverra in Cuba.
e)The combo-nation of all the above.
Please attempt the question above.
"If you make a mistake, so what??" -CNH aka do-i-look-stupid-to-you
All answers are kindly reproduced with permission from The Curry Association which is also associated with CRALLS(Canada's Retard Association of Lagging LoserS).
Sponsored by the Foolishly Non-sensical Lumpy Alliance of Pure Muds and Intentionally Low-IQ Mouth-Stinkers and ExA1-NowA4 Losers.
06 January 2007
They say a picture say a thousand words. here goes..
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Photo Courtesy of The Pornography Society.
errr...wrong photo.
Photo courtesy of.....some guy.
what we want in our class.
1.Geography lessons. - Mr Mmmm
2.More breaks in MOB lesson by thomas tan. -Mr Balloon
3.History lesson to all make sense to you. -Control Related Halls or Consistently Reprimanding Halls
4.More challenging PE lessons. All I want for Christmas is my front tooth. -Spiderman blower.
5.Retard enough to write such a lumpyish article about how much a simpleton he really is - Mr CBKiang aka Lumpy aka A4kia
6.Mr saw for maths teacher. .
7.06a1 2006 people.
Of course, everyone agree on 4,5and 6.Especially the last one.
I miss 06A1 and the good old days. It won't be the same again.
Your beloved C.B.Kiang from A4.
Courtesy of the sole 06A1-2006 loser who went to A4 in 2007.
05 January 2007
i miss 06A1.
the noise and all that crap.
things change eh.
miss ong is now MDM ONG. =D
and miss ang got this toot haircut.
and half our class is missing.
plus some new classmates.
and new teacher, miss jenny gong.
and some fellow classmates withdrawn-ed.
so now the class is abnormally quiet.
without arati, sam, cyn, hayl.
know now in our classroom,
there's no more this noisy fan
and it seems wrong and weird. lol.
and the canteen is sooooo far away
from our classroom, we can no longer
pack food and eat in class anymore.
also there're no more lockers for us to store food.
and PE looks dreadful cos of the track.
eunice is not making funny noises anymore.
juraidah is the class rep.
and shahidah is i-dont-know-what-rep with faris.
sliv got no one esle to disturb cos theres no royston or alex.
amina and kristin are so quiet cos the rest are missing.
mandy and jack and i are bored cos there's no more cyn and sam.
and chari and raihan and farisha are so busy with the orientation.
from the many girls and seven guys.
to 13 pathetic people left in the class.
omson, im saded.
nicooooole. =/
31 December 2006
06A1 Class Schedule for 2007
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17 December 2006
I have whipped up the class branding for 2007. If you guys like that is. A higher resolution version is available here: http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/1953/posteruq9.jpg.
For the poster: http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/631/welcomese2.jpg
- Slivester
o6A1
amina anupam arati samantha cynthia slivester
hazel yilei janessa juraidah kristin alex charissa
mandy meijun lynn mariam faris nadia binxiang eunice
ain azliza shahida farisha harfia raihan shahella
hsianglin nicole jack royston marilyn melvin
learn to love us (:
amina anupam arati samantha cynthia slivester
hazel yilei janessa juraidah kristin alex charissa
mandy meijun lynn mariam faris nadia binxiang eunice
ain azliza shahida farisha harfia raihan shahella
hsianglin nicole jack royston marilyn melvin
learn to love us (:
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