20 January 2007
MUD BULLETIN
REPORTED BY: FARIS (the boring speaker)
When was the last time you saw a mud? Well to be honest, I saw mud almost everyday of my life. Believe me, I really is a Mud. Meet me MUHD FARIS BTE ROZZID a.k.a. MUD a.k.a. Mr.Brown Brown Heavyweight a.k.a. Mr.BALOON or now known as Body Stinker(I KNOW this is not creative, I copy from other, but never mind lar, I stupid mah). I used to be a MUD who kena bully daily at FUCHUN SEC(Doesn't the name sound a little... er... u noe lar!). After graduating, I joins Millennia Institute. I became a MUD after the Mouth-sticking incident. During my time in the secondary school, I spends most of mine time in the toilet, which many students remember as the room with strange noises, since I was comparing the smell of the toilet and my mouth, then I gaunts alot! As the head of the BREATHING club, I can gain access to the toilet with ease. Since joining MI, I found myself a new CCA, the Ballooner's Club. I also has relations with Canada Retarded Association of Lagging Losers (CRALLS). CRALLS have help with the funding of the new building build specially for laggers, both intelligently, like me, who is a lagger by nature, and also I always don't pay bills, and lag out of internet connection. Also, they will install 100 air fresheners all around the building for the comfort of guests, since my mouth really stinks.
My fame has also extended to the transportation industry. I has single-bodily made companies such as Comfort-Delgro and TIBS improve their services. Taxi drivers now hail me with a unique hand-signal and open their windows in mine honour whenever I try to flag for a service. Most buses have also remove their emergency brakes after i perform a demonstration on board which saved all passengers.(Although all were sent to the hospital after suffering from unknown respiratory disorder, since I tried to resuscitate them, i still dun know why you know!).However, it remains a mystery to me why most buses seem to avoid me, although they can see, and smell me distinctly from 1km away, which probably is one of the reason.
My mouth generally stink like toilet bowl with lots of shit in it, and I usually enjoy people insulting me, since I can't insult others. Sad hor? Never mind lar, I MUD what!
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amina anupam arati samantha cynthia slivester
hazel yilei janessa juraidah kristin alex charissa
mandy meijun lynn mariam faris nadia binxiang eunice
ain azliza shahida farisha harfia raihan shahella
hsianglin nicole jack royston marilyn melvin
learn to love us (:
